FIVE SURGEONS..

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients
to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants

on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.' The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas,

says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical

order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You kno w, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington,DC shut them all up when he observed:

'You're all w rong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,

no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable.