Laws...

Laws for which reasons not-known...               

 

 Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

  After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.       

 

  Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

   Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.                     

 

Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

 

Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

                       

O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

 

Bell's Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

 

Rubys Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

 

Willoughby's Law:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

 

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

                     

Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

                       

Howden's law:

You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.