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Kids in school think quick ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Why are you late, James? JAMES : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? JAMES : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.' ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L' TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.' ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher between 0000-00-00 and 9999-99-99 . __,_._,___