Superb Test

"I was happy. My girlfriend and I and been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me and my girlfriend, she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was vivacious twenty years of age and drop-dead gorgeous.

One day, her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't and didn't really want to overcome! She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door,
stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing just outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!'

Moral of the story :
Always keep your condoms in your CAR.