Little Johnny

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     TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
    L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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    TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    L-JOHNY: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
    L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
   sametime."
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    Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
   Cherry  tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you now why his
father
   didn't punish him?"
    L-Johnny : "May be because George still had the axe in his hand
??"
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    L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    Father : No. Why do you ask that?
    L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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    Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped
   him, what virtue would I be showing?
    L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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    Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
   eating?
    L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as Your brother's. Did u copy his?
    L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
    L-Johnny : A teacher